The Nerdiest and Most Gangster Yearbook Quote of the Year
Jessica Lee wins. She wins everything. Drawing on her knowledge of the periodic table, the graduating high school senior's parting words of wisdom -- published under her photo in the Garfield High School yearbook -- appear to be a nerdy recitation of elements. But wait. Look a little closer.
I could tell you what the translation is…but I think it’s more fun if you click on this periodic table, and solve it for yourself! (Especially since the resulting lyric is a teeny bit NSFW.)